I’ll give 10 rand to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
A Jewish boy put his hand up. “David,” he said.
The Buddhist boy said “Gautama Buddha” and the Muslim boy said “Mohammed”.
They were all unsuccessful.
Finally, a Hindi boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I’ll give you the 10 rand that I promised.”
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, “You know Jignesh, since you’re a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Jignesh replied, “Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is business!”
PS: I despise racism but also think that it becomes too damn serious. Make fun of everything. Make fun with stereotypes. Make fun of cultures. Make fun of ourselves. Laughter dilutes hatred and innuendos.