Category Archives: A White Man in a Black Country

Dear Helen Zille, the DA is a Lie

da header hell helen.zille knysna1 Dear Helen Zille, the DA is a LieA grey hour is upon our town of Knysna and i am in despair. I turn to you for help to kick some butt.

Your statements of accessibility and transparency are not shared in Knysna. I just read your 2009 election manifesto and asked myself: “Why would the Democratic Alliance, if you had won the elections, have followed through with those intentions for South Africa if you haven’t applied it to the province of the Western Cape that you did win?”

Did your election manifesto, your promise of intent, whisper itself into oblivion because it was an all or nothing intention? Or is it just that the small towns, where life is so much more painful than the cities during this endless recession, mean nothing at all? Does Knysna mean anything to the DA?

Knysna.DA Hornlee 2011 pre election.rally Helen.Zille  Dear Helen Zille, the DA is a LieI address you because of the so called leaders of this town who fall under the DA banner. But first you should know the the local layout. It’s possible that you do? Maybe you holidayed here (when we were famous) but all i know for certain is that you whisked through here in a fancy car, danced for the (mostly) Coloureds in the (mostly) Coloured area of Hornlee, made promises, spoke some bullshit about “how can the ANC say that the DA is for Whites if you look around you (past me) at your (Non-White) selves”, accepted the cheers, listened to your mayoral candidate, Georlene Wolmarans, make more (false) promises, before being whisked away in your fancy car. Sure, you’re a busy lady so we never got to share some of our tasty Mitchell’s Beer (maybe next time?). Sometimes i’m slow but even i get that you’re important…but i did hope to taste truth a little longer. Continue reading

Memorable Moments in Africa

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Egypt with my Interpreter

Africa has presented exciting moments into my life, both good and bad, scary and comforting. I can’t compare to other continents personally as i’ve never left this one but after hearing the stories of mates who’ve toured Europe and the USA, mine seemed more interesting…or at least more extreme. Part of that experience could relate to me being a white man in black countries. I’m no racist but the sociologically difference and effect exists whether we want it to or not.

Here are some memorable moments listed via country…

Egypt: En route, i thought i’d landed but it turned out to be an emergency stop in desolate Sudan icon smile Memorable Moments in Africa When i got to Cairo, i was the only person detained (on suspicion of drug smuggling – trumped up so that a bribe would be paid).  I knew, for a while, what it was to be not only an alien but extremely alone. I was thankful when my interpreter finally arrived and got the military leader at the airport to free me and escape a third bribe i’d refused to pay.

A few days later i visited the terrorist district in the south of the country. Foreigners had been banned there since a busload of tourists had been machine gunned a few years previous. After a train ride reminiscent of the toilet in Trainspotting, me and my suit were welcomed by the sirens of the general of the police’s car which whisked me away with needless fanfare to an office i was checking up on. Continue reading

Knysna: The New Apartheid

Knysna, in South Africa, is a perfect example of the New Apartheid. Racism is alive and unfortunately “well” here.

The primary fault of racism is not superiority based on hate and greed but the belief in Aloneness. We are not alone in the human experience. We all cry, pain, laugh, dream, ambition, live and die. Right now, during this awful recession, poverty and depression attack all regardless of race or culture. We are in a class war, the rich versus the poor and the irresponsible corporation against humanity and the planet itself.

These criminals i speak of must be laughing. Instead of reality strengthening the common citizen and standing up for his right to health, education, a full belly and a roof, they fight amongst themselves. We fight amongst ourselves.

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Only a few kilometres separate these places.

Here, in my beloved South Africa, and the microcosm of my home town, Knysna, racism has intensified. Continue reading

Inequality in Knysna, South Africa

knysna versus2 206x300 Inequality in Knysna, South AfricaInitially, i began writing this as an introduction to a social project i was proposing to the new mayor of Knysna in South Africa, the DA’s (Democratic Alliance) Georlene Wolmarans. Instead, it grew into a evaluation of the poor state of Knysna and a mission statement for change (we are a society divided by colour, economics and abusers of power) for The Keep. The mayor never saw me despite her electioneering “open door” policy. It added to my recent, negative experience with Shaun van Eck, the CEO of Knysna Tourism. I will write about both these people over the next week. Right now, this holds true. Hope you read it and share. Maybe people from other countries can find some value in it too. Continue reading