All through the streets and all through the night,
the stars were shining but none were bright
It was Xmas eve and Santa was grinning
His time had come with the children sleeping
With grenades in his pocket and guns in his sack,
he took a moment to jerk off his jack
After he gasped, he abseiled the chimney
and found Danny and Sally so innocent and dreamy
“I’ll cut their heads off and leave a present for Mom
Ho, ho! What fun this job is when the flesh is a bomb”
At the glint of his knife, the Moon rushed a call:
“Quick, the kids need help (send one who’s good in the maul)” Continue reading
