Category Archives: Wicked Jokes

The funniest, side-splitting, stomach-pain-inducing jokes on the planet.

Tampon Joke

tampons cartoon 300x269 Tampon JokeA male teacher at Knysna Primary School was approached by 6 year-old Johnny’s single mother who embarrassingly explained that her son had been stealing her tampons for months. She thought that a man would be able to approach the problem better than her. The teacher held back a smile but promised to chat to the boy. When he saw Johnny later, during tea-time, he decided to start light-heartedly so as to win the boy’s trust before getting to the bottom of his tampon fascination.

 ”Johnny, if you found R50, what would you spend it on?”

“A box of tampons,” said Johnny without hesitation. Continue reading

The Best Advert of 2011 – Nandos versus Robert Mugabe

I was quite surprised that Nandos, the fast food chicken chain in South Africa, was prepared to risk the lives of their employees in Zimbabwe with this mockery of Robert Mugabe. The advert may have been withdrawn but it’s gone viral so it can’t do any more harm to show the advert here. It is, undoubtedly, the best advert of the year. Insensitivity and irony sometimes make a perfect fit.

PS: And that idiot Mugabe should have been removed long time ago. Hopefully what was revealed in Wikileaks will do the job, a removal by fellow Zimbabweans which is far better for democracy than outsiders doing it.

Heartwarming Old Age Story

Just when you have lost faith in human kindness, someone who teaches at Kean Elementary in Wooster , Ohio forwarded the following letter.The letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An little old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

radio Heartwarming Old Age StoryDear Kean Elementary:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon.

I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it’s nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. Continue reading

Stutter Joke

bear.hole  300x288 Stutter JokeA guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “DDDDDoc, I’ve bbbeen stut-stuttterrrering for ye-yeears, and IIII’m tired of it-it. Ca-ca-caan yoooou hellllp me?”

The doc says, “Well, I’ll have to examine you to see what’s going on.” So he examines him, and says, “Well I think I know what the problem is.”

The guy asks, “We-we-well wwwhat is it, dddoc?

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your penis, it’s about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords.”

The guy asks, “Wwwhaat ca-can we dddo?”

The doctor says, “Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.”

The guy replies, “DDDDDoooo it!”

The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, you solved the problem and I don’t stutter anymore, but I’ve only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn’t like it anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don’t care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.”

The doctor says, “NNNNope a ddddeal’s aaa dddddeal!!!

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