After an hour, they’re back on the main road, entering town, when the driver sees a lawyer crossing the road, the very same one representing his soon to be ex-wife. He thinks, â€œThis is my opportunity to run that damn lawyer over!â€ So he speeds up and heads straight for him.
At the last second, he remembers the priest with him. He swerves real quick to miss but still hears a thump. He looks behind – no sign of the lawyer.
Worried, he aims for a lie, a lesser of evils, and says to the priest â€œWow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!â€
The priest then replies, â€œThatâ€™s ok son, I got him with my door.â€