Stutter Joke
A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “DDDDDoc, I’ve bbbeen stut-stuttterrrering for ye-yeears, and IIII’m tired of it-it. Ca-ca-caan yoooou hellllp me?â€
The doc says, “Well, I’ll have to examine you to see what’s going on.†So he examines him, and says, “Well I think I know what the problem is.â€
The guy asks, “We-we-well wwwhat is it, dddoc?
The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your penis, it’s about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords.â€
The guy asks, “Wwwhaat ca-can we dddo?â€
The doctor says, “Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.â€
The guy replies, “DDDDDoooo it!â€
The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, you solved the problem and I don’t stutter anymore, but I’ve only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn’t like it anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don’t care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.â€
The doctor says, “NNNNope a ddddeal’s aaa dddddeal!!!
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