The doc says, â€œWell, Iâ€™ll have to examine you to see whatâ€™s going on.â€ So he examines him, and says, â€œWell I think I know what the problem is.â€
The guy asks, â€œWe-we-well wwwhat is it, dddoc?
The doctor replies, â€œWell, itâ€™s your penis, itâ€™s about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords.â€
The guy asks, â€œWwwhaat ca-can we dddo?â€
The doctor says, â€œWell, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.â€
The guy replies, â€œDDDDDoooo it!â€
The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctorâ€™s office and says, â€œDoc, you solved the problem and I donâ€™t stutter anymore, but Iâ€™ve only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesnâ€™t like it anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I donâ€™t care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.â€
The doctor says, â€œNNNNope a ddddealâ€™s aaa dddddeal!!!