In my home town of Knysna in South Africa, our local government, as announced by Mayor Georlene Wolmarans, took the bizarre action of extending our liquor hours – bars can open at 7.30am and liquor stores are now allowed open on Sunday. Hey, i’m all for a party and occasional irresponsibility but i say “bizarre” (hell no, i yell it) because we live in one of the world’s worst alcohol abuse areas. Babies are born screwed up and the main racial demographic has almost 50% unemployment. Ironically, the biggest problem … Continue reading →
A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man’s sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, “May I help you, my … Continue reading →
Walked out of the pub and the pavement caved in. I fell into this hole where Jesus lived. He said, â€œHey, Man, what did you do so wrong that you made you join me?â€ â€œI loved,â€ i replied. He nodded: â€œSo did i.â€ We opened the bottle and got drunk on our tears.