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Joke: The Priest and the Truck Driver

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A truck driver stops and picks up a hitch-hiking priest in the Karatara countryside who says that he’s heading to the town of Knysna. After an hour, they’re back on the main road, entering town, when the driver sees a lawyer crossing the road, the very same one representing his soon to be ex-wife. He thinks, “This is my opportunity to run that damn lawyer over!” So he speeds up and heads straight for him. At the last second, he remembers the priest with him. He swerves real quick to … Continue reading →

A Drunkard Goes to Church

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A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man’s sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, “May I help you, my … Continue reading →

Wrong Side of the Bed

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A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, “Good morning sisters.” They reply in a sing song manner, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just goes on. He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he says, “Good morning Brother.” The Brother replies in a sing song voice, “You got up … Continue reading →