After an hour, they’re back on the main road, entering town, when the driver sees a lawyer crossing the road, the very same one representing his soon to be ex-wife. He thinks, “This is my opportunity to run that damn lawyer over!” So he speeds up and heads straight for him.
At the last second, he remembers the priest with him. He swerves real quick to miss but still hears a thump. He looks behind – no sign of the lawyer.
Worried, he aims for a lie, a lesser of evils, and says to the priest “Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!”
The priest then replies, “That’s ok son, I got him with my door.”