Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, at a home for the aged, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, “I know just what you’re wanting… For R5.00, I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.”
The old lady looked surprised but she didn’t say a word.
The old man continued, “For $10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there. But for $20 I’ll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life.”
The old lady still said nothing. After a couple minutes, though, she started digging in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.
“So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,” said the old man.
“Get serious,” she replied. “Four times in the rocking chair.”
