Tim and Nancy lived in the small town of Knysna, South Africa. Their house was in the suburbs but they had no indoor plumbing. They did, however, have an outhouse. The older Tim got, though, the further away it seemed to get. One night, he decided to just skip the trip. Instead, he decided to just relieve himself right there off the front porch. Nancy was pretty pissed about his decision. “Tim, you moron. Our neighbors can see you when you do that, you know.”
Little Johnny is in the bath, playing with himself, when his mother walks in. “What the hell do you think you are doing!” she yells. To which he replies, “Mum, itâ€™s mine…and Iâ€™ll wash it as fast as I like”.
A man consults a therapist and BEGS FOR HELP: â€œDoc, Iâ€™m suicidal. What should I do?â€ The doctor replies, â€œPay in advance.â€